Things That SHOULD Give You A Headache
Life, I’m sure as you know, is not fair. You can get headaches for the strangest of reasons — the barometric pressure drops, you forgot your morning cup of coffee, you inhertied strange genes. If life were fair, then those who get headaches would only be those who deserved to get headaches. If I were to be in charge of who would get headaches (and by trying to offend as small a portion of readers as possible) the causes of headaches would be the following:
Punching Another Person’s Head
As John Lennon said, “Instant karma’s gonna get you,” and wouldn’t this prove it?
WRITING ON THE INTERNET IN ALL CAPS
Doesn’t matter if it’s an email, on a forum, posting comments on a 451 Press blog or an entire web page, this needs to be stopped. As soon as someone writes in all capitals and hits that “send” or “publish” button, WHAM, cluster headache that only having your keyboard taking away from you can cure.
Pet Store Owners Who Buy From Puppy Mills (And They ALL Do)
My “pet peeve”.
Anybody Who Uses 2 Cell Phones At Once
Yes, I have actually seen this in both America and England. Believe it or not, there was a long time when our species did just fine without picking up a cell phone every ten minutes.
People Who Say “It’s Not The Heat, It’s The Humidity”
Saying it once a year is ok. Saying it to every person you meet for six months should give you an icepick headache every time you say it. Then you’ll know what your listeners are going through.
Self explanatory.
People Who Can’t Take A Joke
I mean those people who have to send bloggers and writers flaming lectures consisting almost entirely of various combinations of swear words because we dared tried to bring some healing laughter to the world. I do a lot of humor on this blog for a reason — if anyone needs a good laugh, it’s someone who gets chronic headaches. And having a good laugh can help you strengthen your immune system and trigger your own body’s self-healing.
Have a stress free and pain free weekend.
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