Hairpiece Stops Bullet But Not Headache
This is one reason why I don’t date anymore — it’s too damn dangerous. But if I was tempeted, I’ll think I’ll get a hairweave before diving back into the dating game. Why? Read on:
Love Hurts — Literally
Briana Bonds, a 20 year old Kansas City woman was approached by a freind of her ex, asking if she would give his ex another chance. (Ah, the Cyrano de Bergerac approach!) She rebuffed him, telling him that she didn’t love her ex anymore anymore. He responded to this insult of his friend by pulling out a gun and firing four or five times at her head. (Ah, the Carmen approach.)
Briana Bonds drove to the police with a pounding headache. The headache was not due to stress — it was due to a bullet. But where was the bullet? Police found it in her hairpiece, which stopped the bullet from entering her skull, so just escaping with a headache isn’t such a bad deal.
Police arrested both the ex and the gun-wielding friend. That’s probably when Bond’s headache stopped.
Screw Kevlar! Does the Army know about this?
Guess What American Women Want For Christmas
Bonds claims she had the hair weave for years and also claims that God protected her than night. (Athough it would have been a tad more convienient if God made sure she never met the ex in the first place.)
But could a hairweave ever become bullet proof? Arguments are flying about on the Internet as to whether the hairweave was touched by an angel or the assailiant was a particularly bad shot.
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