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Five Quick Hangover Headache Cures

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  1. Breakup with your partner. If you’re drinking because of anger or sadness over something they did or didn’t do and you find yourself wanting to do this more and more, leave ‘em. It’s not worth becoming an alcoholic and having a headache everyday.
  2. Go back to sleep, no matter what. Self explanatory, eh?.
  3. Drop something heavy on your foot. The goal is to avert your attention away from your head, not to break anything. If you find a good item that works, drop something on your partner’s foot after you break up with them.
  4. Start drinking, again. No, you didn’t learn anything from the night before, so stop pretending you did. Hair of the dog is the line more frequently heard…but I prefer to think of it as drinking to escape the pain.
  5. Only watch sports events that come once a year. The Stanley Cup, the World Series, Superbowl, Wimbledon, etc. Then, sit back, put your feet up, and enjoy your malibu and seven during the pingpong championship match.

Posted in Headache Humour on July 13th, 2007

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