More Games to Play in the Doctor’s Office
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Oh, joy. Sitting in a doctor’s waiting room hearing “Benny and the Jets” over and over again, staring at the same pile of magazines that was there two years ago and wondering if the stain on the wall just moved. This is a great time for doctor’s office waiting games. Enjoy!
Guess Who’s Contagious
The big problem with doctor’s office waiting rooms is that a lot of sick people truck in and out and you don’t know what they have. Well, with this game you can guess who’s contagious. The winners win a chance of not dying. Losers wind up getting hooked to IVs and being rolled around on hospital gurneys. There are no rules to this game. You let your instinct take over. Cheaters actually write down the names of patients and check the obituary section of the local paper for the next few weeks.
Toss The Offensive Literature
Despite the best efforts of nurses and office staff, many pieces of offensive literature are slipped into the magazine piles or into the magazines themselves. These can include anything from anti-birth control crap to pro-Nazi crap (and its hard to tell the differnce, sometimes.) The office staff and nurses have so much to worry about already. Do them a favor and don’t complain to them. Just throw the crap out. Extra points if you can get it into a covered wastebasket.
The gist of the game is to do this when nobody is looking. You don’t know if that guy hawking and spitting into a hanky in the corner was the fella who put the offensive metrail there in the first place.
Good luck!
People with migraines or cluster headaches may be perscribed anti-convulsants at one point or another. As their name implies, these are drugs that were originally meant for helping people with epilespy or other conditions that cause seizures. Now, anti-convulsants are prescribed off-label for bipolar disorder, schitzophrenia, Alzheimer’s, obsessive-compulsive disorder, restless leg syndrome, drug addiction rehabilitation and pre-menstrual syndrome.
I’m seriously thinking of switching my perscriptions over from a bricks-and-mortar store to an online pharmacy. But you hear about the dangers of online meds every week, or so it seems. The fears are that the medicines will be sugar pills, out of date or mixed up with some dangerous ingredients.
Although you shouldn’t use any website as a substitute for a real flesh and blood doctor’s diagnosis, some websites are more reliable than others for sorting out the medical facts from hearsay. For example, because of the this blog, a lot of information here is anectodotal. Blogger and commenters write about their experiences with certain treatments or medications — and what happened to us may not necessarily happen to you. I also try to link up to one of these reputable medical websites once in a while.
Topamax (topimirate) was originally made to treat eileptic seizures when it was unleashed on the world in 1995, but now is most often prescribed for migraines. It’s also currently undergoing studies to see how well it works as a weight loss medication and if it can help
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