My Childhood Migraines
Monday, May 26th, 2008
Although officially my first diagnosed migraine was when I was already at the venerable age of 24, I had excrutiating pains before then. I just never thought of them as migraines. Since I was never diagnosed as having migraines as a child (I had too many other problems that took up my pediatrician’s attention), it is possible that these head and eye pains were not migraines, but symptoms of other things.
But, sadly, children do get migraines (sometimes called adolescent migraines). Personally, I think I had my first one while still in the womb, but I’ve no proof that can actually happen.
Here’s what I can remember of my childhood migraines. (That would make a great title for a book of poetry now, wouldn’t it?)
Getting Drops In My Eyes
Mom has it written in my baby book that before I could walk, I attacked my first eye doctor by biting and punching him. Man, was I psychic, or what?
My first remembered really bad head pain was when I had to get drops to dialate the pupils of my eyes. This left me extrememly photophobic, dizzy and nauseated. And I had to get this crap twice a year when I was a kid, because my eyes were so bad and my eyeglasses prescription constantly needed changing. I’ve been reassured now that these drops are not used anymore, but I’ll be damned if I ever let a doctor dialate my pupils with drops again. If I ever have to get them dialated, I’ll dialate them by listening to Peter Gabriel.
Lack of Sleep
I was an insomniac as a kid. So, I had incredible headaches all of the time. I had so many, I thought it was normal. Now that I look back, I can see that I put up with a lot of needless suffering as a kid. It’s too bad Prozac (or ipuprofen) hadn’t yet been invented when I was a kid. I probably would’ve been better off just getting an IV of Prozac stuck in my veins as soon as I popped into the world.
Gym Class
People thought I was faking it, but I wasn’t. I can’t catch a ball to save my life. This is because I have monocular vision and can’t see in three dimensions. None of my gym teachers ever believed me. So, if any sport involves an object becoming airborne, sooner or later it connects with the side or top of my head. Usually, I’d have migraines even before gym class started just because of the stress involved of wondering when I was going to get beaned.
Now that I think about it, how in the heck did I ever survive childhood? And if any of my gym teachers are still alive, I’d like to smack you right upside the head for not believing me.
Ahh, that thought makes my head feel so much better!
Well, before Christmas, I posted about a product that might appeal to my Mom, who (like me and you) gets headsaches and migraines. A think I did a good promotion for the little bear, too. But now that the Christmas high has definately worn off, Mom and I have had a chance to try and actually use the
Pediatric migraines usually refers to migraines in children under the age of 19. You can get migraines at almost any age — I sware I had one in my crib — and the pain is arguably worse for the parents than for the children. Unfortunately, very small children can’t keep a headache journal to figure out the triggers for their migraines. To parents, pediatric migraine triggers are going to be a total mystery. Treating pediatric migranes usually cvoncentrates on pain relief. Here, alternative remedies can help ease the pain, alone or in combination with over the counter drugs.

On October 8, 2007, 18 year old college student Erica Oritz
Yet another thing to blame your parents for.
It’s hard enough being a kid in today’s world. From 12-17, your body is being subjected to all kinds of hormone surges, growth spurts and zit creams. And getting migraines on top of it just makes you want to scream. And apparantly, adolescents with migraines have done just that, spurring research into effective pain relief.